Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

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What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

What do you call the guy who manages my apartment building?

The thoooperintendent.

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How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

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Why do raindrops like lightning at night?

So they can see where they are going

What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.