Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

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How many ways are there to please a guy?

Three way.

Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

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Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.

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What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance