Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

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What is white and gold and black and blue?

A blonde in a physically abusive relationship. See you guys in hell.

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The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ...

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Why did the rabbits go on strike?

They wanted a better celery!

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In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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What's worse than being struck by a lightning?

Being struck by an iMac.

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.