What's worse than being struck by a lightning?

Being struck by an iMac.

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Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

Why don't matches play baseball?

A: One strike, and they're out.

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.