What's worse than being struck by a lightning?

Being struck by an iMac.

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Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

Why did the bees go on strike ?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !

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Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance