What's worse than being struck by a lightning?

Being struck by an iMac.

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Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

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Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.