In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
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When hunger strikes.
He was conducting.
The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.
Neck-romance-y.
Au, yeah!
Being struck by an iMac.
Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls
They are the path of leaf resistance.
Because it was a fowl.
He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.
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A: One strike, and they're out.
They went on strike!
They'd form pigget lines.
A thought.
The elevator men are on strike!
He was an excellent conductor
A: He was striking a happy medium.
Thanks I needed that.
You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.
A picket fence.
Because it follows the path of least resistance
Pick it! (Picket)
Because snakes make lots of strikes.
They wanted a better celery!
A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!
Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !
Damn it!
Time to get it fixed.
Tuesday.
A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.
A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.
He was a good conductor.
He got AIIIIIDS.
Tie his hands together
Redneck: "Why is it required "
Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large.
Drive me to the grocery store.
To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.
Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!
Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*
An astronaut.
Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended
Because he doesn't know the time of day.
Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.
Society.
China probably can pop corn in one minute.
