In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
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Coffee Mug
When hunger strikes.
He was conducting.
The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.
Neck-romance-y.
Au, yeah!
Being struck by an iMac.
Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls
They are the path of leaf resistance.
Because it was a fowl.
He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.
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A: One strike, and they're out.
They went on strike!
They'd form pigget lines.
A thought.
The elevator men are on strike!
He was an excellent conductor
A: He was striking a happy medium.
Thanks I needed that.
You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.
A picket fence.
Because it follows the path of least resistance
Pick it! (Picket)
Because snakes make lots of strikes.
They wanted a better celery!
A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!
Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !
Damn it!
Time to get it fixed.
Tuesday.
A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.
A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.
He was a good conductor.
Stop cracking your NaCles."
Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"
Ethiopian.
He was trapped under da-Brie!
Put them in a circular room and tell them to find the corner
You planet
What do you call a (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Thief. What do you call TWO (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Organized crime.
The parrot says, "In France. They're everywhere!"
Because german soldiers like to march in the shade
A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)
alt) Make a joke about them, and then they'll get real offended.
I've never radished off to OP's mom.
OP delivers.
By crawling to the counter " GET OUT
It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*
