Hunger Strike Jokes

When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

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What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike?

Ethiopian.

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Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike!

Organize Jokes More Organize Jokes

What do you call a party organized by a bunch of midgets?

A little get together

What do you call a (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle?

What do you call a (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Thief. What do you call TWO (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Organized crime.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What would a pig name a chain of food stores?

Stop "N Slop Markets"

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

Hunger Jokes More Hunger Jokes

When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs

How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

Concentration Camp Jokes More Concentration Camp Jokes

What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul

Where do kids with ADHD go for the summer?

Concentration camp.