Lightning Jokes

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

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What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

What's worse than being struck by a lightning?

Being struck by an iMac.

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

Why do raindrops like lightning at night?

So they can see where they are going

Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

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Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

What is brown, small, and smells of caramel?

A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.