Why do raindrops like lightning at night?

So they can see where they are going

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Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

Raindrop Jokes More Raindrop Jokes

What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones?

Diving

What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops