Whats in his backpack?

Answer: Parachute

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Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

Whats the opposite of feminism?

Common sense

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What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

Answer: A pair of slipper

Why are you running like that?

He answered, "Because you're coming home early."

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Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

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What's in the backpack?

A parachute.

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.