Whats in his backpack?

Answer: Parachute

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Listening to an antijoke.

Whats the currency of North Korea?

The NoDinar

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How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist

What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

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What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair?

Parachute

Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

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Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.