Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.

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Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

Lab Jokes More Lab Jokes

Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$k dogs?

In the lab.

Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

Thunder Jokes More Thunder Jokes

Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"