Thunder Jokes

What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder?

hey zeus!"

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What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

Why do they call them thunder storms and not lightning storms?

Thunder storms just *sound* better

Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.