What do you call a potato with no limbs?

An amputater

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Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

What does a tomato and a potato have in common?

Both are red,except from the potato.

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What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

What's missing from star wars 7?

Maybe SPOILER Nobody's limbs.