What do you call a potato with no limbs?

An amputater

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Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

What's an Irish seven-course meal?

A six-pack and a potato

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

What movie was made when Hannibal lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs