Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.
Divorce!
Well, that's a gazelle Jeff, so probably a lion *to other ranger* Jeff's new here
Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"
Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .
A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.
