Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.

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Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

Why can't animals ever have an olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

Doggie Bag Jokes More Doggie Bag Jokes

Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.

Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.