What do you call a theft by a stumbling person?

A lumberjack.

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Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

What time do Lumberjacks take their tea-break?

TREE O'clock!

Stumble Jokes More Stumble Jokes

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

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Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.