What do you call a theft by a stumbling person?

A lumberjack.

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When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

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Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around in the backyard?

Shoot her again.

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Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.