What do you call a theft by a stumbling person?

A lumberjack.

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What do you call a dating service for lumberjacks?

Timbr

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

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How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

What do you call a theft by a stumbling person?

A lumberjack.

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Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.