What do you call a theft by a stumbling person?

A lumberjack.

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Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

What time do Lumberjacks take their tea-break?

TREE O'clock!

Stumble Jokes More Stumble Jokes

Why did the horse stumble?

He was de-stable-ized.

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

Theft Jokes More Theft Jokes

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.