What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

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What is the worst that can happen to an atheist caricaturist ?

To die as a martyr.

What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e )

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What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

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Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

When driving through fog what should you use?

A: Your car.

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What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

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What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.