What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

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What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!

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What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

it's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

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What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car?

because she was a woman!

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What do elephants do in the evenings ?

Watch elevision !

What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squish?

An elephant with a wet boot

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Why are European cars the lightest?

because there's no Americans sitting in them.

Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table?

DaVinci