A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!
I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!
She peed her pants (read out loud)
They fly in an 'A' (eh)
You.
Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.
The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.
Anything you want as he can't hear you !
Elephant
A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs it's cheaper to sit in the dark
Because a Cadillac sits six.
