What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

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What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

What happened to the Oklahoma Territories?

I don't know but they're OK now.

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Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

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What do girls and snowflakes have in common?

They can't drive cars.

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?

Jack-u-la !

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What do elephants say as a compliment ?

You look elephantastic !

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

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What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek?

A golden opportunity