What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

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What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

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What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

What was your name?

It's Siv" I know lmao hi5s other judge

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What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

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Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

uh.. I don't remember..

What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe?

Call a big toe truck.

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What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.