A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!
To even out the good things that happen to bad people.
They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)
Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.
A: The thesaurus.
They were both driving their cars at the time !
Joaquin
That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?
A visit from the university board of ethics.
The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .
because they're too poor to afford chairs.