What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

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Why are cigarette taxes such a safe bet right now?

One way or the other, there's going to be a lot of smoking over the next four years.

What's the difference between a stoner and a Muslim?

When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.

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What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

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What do you call weed from Denmark?

Dansk kush.

What do you call a tree that smokes weed?

Snoop Log

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How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11

What do you call an attractive primate corpse in Saudi Arabia?

Haram bae