What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

What happens when two smurfs are in love?

They smuck

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Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?

Han So-High"

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What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

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What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed?

Joint Family.

What happens if you smoke weed in a musilm country?

Simple, you get stoned twice

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Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil?

Because the women are not allowed to drive.