Haram bae
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Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.
How I bought your mother
Because the women are not allowed to drive.
They've got to get their 72 virgins
Barbers.
You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)
Because they live under Iraq.
You get stoned.
Shia Labeouf
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Wannabee Wahhabi.
9/11
They were Stalin
So ve it."
Your chron-tact.
slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*
Because they never make it past the first check, mate.
he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'
Artificial Swedeners
A:A refund.
He answered: "Iran"
The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.
Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.
Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.
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God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "