What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ?

A headbanger !

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Why did the owl owl ?

Because the woodpecker would peck 'er !

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

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What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

What's a young birds favourite game?

BEAK A BOO!