What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ?

A headbanger !

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How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.

Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

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What's a young birds favourite game?

BEAK A BOO!

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak