How many Chiropractors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.

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How many ameobas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two! ...

How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs they screw in dirty sleeping bags.

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How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

How many dislexic mods does it take to screw a lightbulb ?

Remodve

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How do you get 30 drunk Americans out of the pool?

Allahu Akhbarrrr"

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!

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Why did the composer go to the chiropractor?

Because he had Bach problems

What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?

Hip-pop.