How do you destroy an empire?

Brexit.

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What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

a Brexit

Empire Jokes More Empire Jokes

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

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How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )