How do you destroy an empire?

Brexit.

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What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

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How do you destroy an empire?

Brexit.

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

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How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?

A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.