Empire Jokes

How do you destroy an empire?

Brexit.

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Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

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What do your mom and monkeys have in common?

Macaque

What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?

Pooping

What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress?

They both started out black and blue then became white and golden

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him

What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring?

Stew.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

What did Elsa say to her fans on Reddit?

Leddit go

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish that takes a selfie?

Selfish

What keeps fish from flying of Niagara Falls?

They don't have a pilots license.

Empire State Building Jokes More Empire State Building Jokes

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.