Brexit.
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Coffee Mug
The Darth Mall!
With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )
Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for
Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.
None, it is a hardware issue!
Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly
A: She couldn't raise enough dough.
They both have a GARBAGE box.
His answer: "My mom."
Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
Pacific rim
Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.
Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling
Bell-bottoms!
An erection.
Concentration camp.
A "Chigga" (i'm not a racist, but this made me laugh for long enough to post it here. Please don't get triggered)
asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"
They were all born on holidays."