Empire Jokes

How do you destroy an empire?

Brexit.

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Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

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What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

Why is Empire Strikes Back the best Star Wars movie?

It's a perfect 5/7.

Turkish Jokes More Turkish Jokes

What's the favourite toy of Turkish rulers?

Beyblades.

What are Turkish cattle best known for?

Mootiny.

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Wheres the dinosaur bone exhibit?

through that door" Thank you very ruff! "What'd you say " *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*

What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs

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Where do Sith lords go to shop?

The Darth Mall.

Where do the sith get their clothes?

Darth Mall

Ottoman Empire Jokes More Ottoman Empire Jokes

Why did the Ottoman empire collapse?

Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

Chewbacca Jokes More Chewbacca Jokes

Where does Chewbacca research his college essays?

Wookiepedia

Why is Chewbacca bad at sports?

He's just a wookie!

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

What would bears be without bees?

Ears!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Where do English prime-ministers take their kids on vacation?

Lourdes. Mother Theresa always goes there.

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.