Empire Jokes

How do you destroy an empire?

Brexit.

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Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

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Ottoman Empire Jokes More Ottoman Empire Jokes

Why did the Ottoman empire collapse?

Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.

What's the difference between the inverse of sec(o) and the smallest region in the former Ottoman Empire?

One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo

Empire State Building Jokes More Empire State Building Jokes

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

Darth Mall Jokes More Darth Mall Jokes

Where is Sith Lord's favorite place to shop?

Darth Mall.

Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

Robe Jokes More Robe Jokes

Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

Resistance Jokes More Resistance Jokes

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

Why was Ohm the Empire's best scout?

He discovered the resistance

Furniture Jokes More Furniture Jokes

How are blind kids punished by their parents?

The parents move the furniture.

Why do hurricanes have women name?

Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.

Negligence Jokes More Negligence Jokes

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

What's is the difference between ignorance and negligence?

I don't know and I don't care.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What's the difference between an Armenian and a Gorilla?

Just one hair.

What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay