Empire Jokes

How do you destroy an empire?

Brexit.

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Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

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Where is Sith Lord's favorite place to shop?

Darth Mall.

Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

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Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

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What do you call ISIS after it has been completely destroyed?

WASWAS!

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

Discover Jokes More Discover Jokes

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!"

What happened to be, she, and they... ...when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

Furniture Jokes More Furniture Jokes

How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it