Empire Jokes

How do you destroy an empire?

Brexit.

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Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

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Roman Empire Jokes More Roman Empire Jokes

How was the roman empire cut in half?

With a pair of caesars

How was the Roman Empire cut in two?

With a pair of Caesars.

Furniture Jokes More Furniture Jokes

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture

Chewbacca Jokes More Chewbacca Jokes

Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate?

A wookiee talkie.

Robe Jokes More Robe Jokes

Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Stack Jokes More Stack Jokes

What do you call a hundred blondes stacked up on each other?

An air mattress.

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

Ottoman Empire Jokes More Ottoman Empire Jokes

What's the difference between the inverse of sec(o) and the smallest region in the former Ottoman Empire?

One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo

Why did the Ottoman empire collapse?

Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.