Empire Jokes

How do you destroy an empire?

Brexit.

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Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

bettas

What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

Turkish Jokes More Turkish Jokes

Why did the chickens cross the border?

Because they were Turkish.

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)

Robe Jokes More Robe Jokes

Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What did the famous musician say the moment he was born?

I'LL BE BACH*

How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why does toilet paper need a commercial?

Who is not buying this

Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.

Empire State Building Jokes More Empire State Building Jokes

What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong

What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building?

Tosses them off.

Negligence Jokes More Negligence Jokes

What's is the difference between ignorance and negligence?

I don't know and I don't care.

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.