Empire Jokes

How do you destroy an empire?

Brexit.

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Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

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Robe Jokes More Robe Jokes

Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Roman Empire Jokes More Roman Empire Jokes

How was the roman empire cut in half?

With a pair of caesars

How was the Roman Empire cut in two?

With a pair of Caesars.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

What will the ISIS be called when we eventually destroy them?

WASWAS.

How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

Why wasn't Michael Jackson healthy?

Artificial colouring.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

Purchase Jokes More Purchase Jokes

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts?

A: Stem sell research.

Chewbacca Jokes More Chewbacca Jokes

Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?

Wookieeleaks

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

What did Elsa say to her fans on Reddit?

Leddit go

What do you call fans of the new iPhone 7?

Pod people.