Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

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How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

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Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

Where do the Sith go shopping?

The Darth Mall.

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Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

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Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!