What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

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What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

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What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

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How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.