What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

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How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

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Why did the UK's BBFC ban facesitting?

They're big fans of teabagging.

Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.