What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

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What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

What do you feel when there's no coffee left?

Depresso

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Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

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Which UK party will the sleeping pigs be voting for in May?

The Lay-Boar Party.

What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again"