Why did the vampire miss work?

He was having a coffin fit!

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Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

What is black, bitter and dont work worth a damn?

Decaf coffee.

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What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

Where did vampires go to first in America?

New-fang-land.