Why did the vampire miss work?

He was having a coffin fit!

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How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

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What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires?

What's a movie?

How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.