Why did the vampire miss work?

He was having a coffin fit!

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Why don't many buddhists work in the railroad industry?

they have too many ohms to be good conductors.

How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

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What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ?

Mack-u-la !

How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!