Why did the vampire miss work?

He was having a coffin fit!

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Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.

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A four chin teller

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Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.