Why did the vampire miss work?

He was having a coffin fit!

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

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What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.