Why did the vampire miss work?

He was having a coffin fit!

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What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.