What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

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What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?

One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is the difference between brucellosis and brucellitis like the difference between a woman and an LGBT woman?

One is real and the other isn't.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

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What did Ryu say when he was taking a dump?

IMMM-DUKEN!'"

Why was the web server down?

Mary Jane dumped him.

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What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Laundry Machine Jokes More Laundry Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back