What did the libertarian shirt say when it was thrown into the washing machine?

AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!

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What do you do when someone has an epileptic fit in the bathtub?

Throw in the laundry.

What did the frustrated cannibal say?

Nothing he just threw up his hands.

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What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.