What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

How do you know if a redneck girl is a virgin?

See if she can run faster than her brothers.

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What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon

Why doesn't Oedipus curse?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

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What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

How do you foil a plan?

p + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln