Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!

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How do blondes carpool?

They meet up a work

What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

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What did the physicist say to the depressed hippy?

There's no such thing as negative energy"

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

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Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!