Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!

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What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

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What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.

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Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.