Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!

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What is black and doesn't work?

Decaffeinated coffee.

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

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What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

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Why does Torque live on campus?

Because cross products don't commute!

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.