Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!

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Why is Tylenol white?

Because it works

What is the main ingredient of a fractal fondue?

Mandel broth Ha ha ha The puns I make up while working as a grocery cashier..

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What did the physicist say when he tried to meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...

Why did the scientist study soda?

Because he was a physicist.

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Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.