What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.

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Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

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Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

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What do a communist and a nihilist have in common?

It's all the same to them

What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.