What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.

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Why is Bon Jovi's bed always messy?

Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not

What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.

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What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

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Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

What do a communist and a nihilist have in common?

It's all the same to them