Nihilist Jokes

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

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What did the Nihilist whisper into his lover's ear?

Sweet Nothings.

What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.

How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.

Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

because they cant find the point.

Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

What do a communist and a nihilist have in common?

It's all the same to them