Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What does non-alcoholic beer and going down on you cousin have in common?

Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right.

What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup

Poultry Jokes More Poultry Jokes

What do you call poultry that glows in the dark?

Chicken Kiev

What do you call someone who raises poultry?

A chicken tender.

Comparison Jokes More Comparison Jokes

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.