Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.
He didn't want to get down on it.
Because the farther it flies, the fewer.
Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."
They're right! We do taste like chicken!
They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!
Just be *honest* with it man...
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It was a poultry amount
To avoid criticism and comparison.