Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

What did one little lesbian frog say to the other?

We really do taste like chicken!"

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey?

A Tryptophanatic.

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

Poultry Jokes More Poultry Jokes

What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

Comparison Jokes More Comparison Jokes

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.