Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

A firequacker

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

Poultry Jokes More Poultry Jokes

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

Comparison Jokes More Comparison Jokes

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.