Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you get down from a horse?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

What is Iraq's national bird?

A: Duck.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What does alcohol free beer taste like?

Like going down on your sister. It tastes the same but something's not right.

What did 1 lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog?

They're right we do taste like chicken!

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

Poultry Jokes More Poultry Jokes

What do you call poultry that glows in the dark?

Chicken Kiev

What do you call a running chicken?

A: Poultry in motion.

Comparison Jokes More Comparison Jokes

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.