Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What do you call a Russian sovereign with dwarfism and a taste for both men and women?

A little bizar

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

Poultry Jokes More Poultry Jokes

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

What do you call a running chicken?

A: Poultry in motion.

Comparison Jokes More Comparison Jokes

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.