Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

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What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

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What looks like celery, tastes like celery, but isnt celery?

Artificial celery

What is the worst thing about Gonorrhea ?

the taste!

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?

Quack! Quack! Quack!"

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What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

Comparison Jokes More Comparison Jokes

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.