What does non-alcoholic beer and going down on you cousin have in common?

Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right.

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Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.

Why does a redneck find his cousin more attractive than a stranger?

Because it's all relative.

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What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.