What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

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What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.

What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall ?

Listening .

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables."

Stegosaurus Jokes More Stegosaurus Jokes

What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

What did one stegosaurus say to the other stegosaurus?

There's a sale on at the fern store!"