What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

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Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot. :

What did one snowman say to the other snow man?

Do you smell carrot?

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What did one stegosaurus say to the other stegosaurus?

There's a sale on at the fern store!"

What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!