What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

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How many times does 1 go into 0?

As Many Times As It Wants!

Who is Bobby Long?

and why do all these reggae artists keep talking about wanting to burn him.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

What do you get when you drop a few ears of corn into a pie?

You get a cobbler!

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What's invisible and smells like carrots?

bunny farts

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

Stegosaurus Jokes More Stegosaurus Jokes

What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

What did one stegosaurus say to the other stegosaurus?

There's a sale on at the fern store!"