What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

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How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

How do bros want their drinks?

NOICE!!!!

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What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer

What kind of ears do pumpers have?

A. Engineers.

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What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

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What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

What did one stegosaurus say to the other stegosaurus?

There's a sale on at the fern store!"