What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

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Why do you want to leave your current job?

My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right

Why did the mexican push his wife off the cliff?

Because he wants tequila. Literally.

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How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

A: Answering the stapler.

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What did one Snowman say to the other Snowman?

Can you smell carrot?

What did the carrot say to the DJ?

Lettuce Turnip The Beet

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What did one stegosaurus say to the other stegosaurus?

There's a sale on at the fern store!"

What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!