What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

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What do you call a banana you want tomorrow in spanish?

Baana

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

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What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

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What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

Stegosaurus Jokes More Stegosaurus Jokes

What did one stegosaurus say to the other stegosaurus?

There's a sale on at the fern store!"

What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!