What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

Previous Random Joke Next

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

Why are all early birds Catholics?

Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot.

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Stegosaurus Jokes More Stegosaurus Jokes

What did one stegosaurus say to the other stegosaurus?

There's a sale on at the fern store!"

What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!