What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

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Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

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What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.

How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...

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What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

What did the carrot say to the DJ?

Lettuce Turnip The Beet

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What did one stegosaurus say to the other stegosaurus?

There's a sale on at the fern store!"

What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!