What did the blonde say when someone bl...

Why don't Canadians have many orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.

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What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.

How much is a soft drink ?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.