What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What should we call it when a man is beautiful?

Footseveral " No but I feel like you're on the right track

What do radical feminists and Game of Thrones have in common?

All men must die.

Ankle Jokes More Ankle Jokes

What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What is the term for a group of Canadians?

Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"

What do you say when a Canadian won't listen to you?

He'll have Nunavut

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

Canadian Woman Jokes More Canadian Woman Jokes

What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!

What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.