What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What will they now call hormonally-induced knockers on men?

broosts

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

Ankle Jokes More Ankle Jokes

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

Why do blondes wear underwear?

To keep their ankles warm.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How many days are there in Canadian February?

About Twenty, eh.

How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call a huge ugly slobbering furry monster with cotton wool in his ears?

Anything you like he can't hear you.

What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

Canadian Woman Jokes More Canadian Woman Jokes

What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!

What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.