Ankle Jokes

What were the last things going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles

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How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

What's below the Pyrenees?

A pair of ankles

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!

What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

What does a blonde put behind her ears to look attractive?

Her ankles.

Why do blondes wear underwear?

To keep their ankles warm.

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

A: Her ankles.

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

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