Rash Jokes

What do you call a artist with a rash?

Leonardo Da Itchy

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What do you call an impatient skin infection?

Rash*

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Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

Lunatic Jokes More Lunatic Jokes

What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can't you ever trust pillowcase salesmen?

Because it might be a *sham*

What is the ultimate definition of trust?

Two cannibals going down on each other

Salary Jokes More Salary Jokes

Why do you have rashes every time you get your salary?

Employee: I am allergic to peanuts.

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

Whats the difference between a park bench and an artist?

A park bench can support a family of four.

What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common?

They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.

Infection Jokes More Infection Jokes

Why do so many lunatics have ear infections?

Because they're ear-rash-ional.

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

Dermatologist Jokes More Dermatologist Jokes

What's so funny?

asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.

Why did no one trust the dermatologist?

He kept making rash decisions.