Rash Jokes

What do you call a artist with a rash?

Leonardo Da Itchy

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What do you call an impatient skin infection?

Rash*

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What's so funny?

asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.

Why did no one trust the dermatologist?

He kept making rash decisions.

Lunatic Jokes More Lunatic Jokes

Why do so many lunatics have ear infections?

Because they're ear-rash-ional.

What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

Infection Jokes More Infection Jokes

What do you call a pig that has never been tested for an infection?

Uncultured swine.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

Answer : "Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist?

Because he was sketchy.

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.

Salary Jokes More Salary Jokes

How many zeroes does your salary have?

He responds "One" "In which currency " "Any :("

Why do you have rashes every time you get your salary?

Employee: I am allergic to peanuts.