Rash Jokes

What do you call a artist with a rash?

Leonardo Da Itchy

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What do you call an impatient skin infection?

Rash*

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Why do you have rashes every time you get your salary?

Employee: I am allergic to peanuts.

What does a greek say when gets his salary?

Danke!

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

Dermatologist Jokes More Dermatologist Jokes

What's so funny?

asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.

Why did no one trust the dermatologist?

He kept making rash decisions.

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

What's the difference between an artist and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Why did the artist throw his eraser away?

Because it wasn't

Lunatic Jokes More Lunatic Jokes

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

Infection Jokes More Infection Jokes

Why do so many lunatics have ear infections?

Because they're ear-rash-ional.

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection ?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor?

He never mentions "on the other hand"

Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.