Rash Jokes

What do you call a artist with a rash?

Leonardo Da Itchy

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What do you call an impatient skin infection?

Rash*

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What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

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Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

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Why did no one trust the dermatologist?

He kept making rash decisions.

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Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was a"salted"

What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

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What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

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What are your expectations?

Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary

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What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

Why did the artist throw his eraser away?

Because it wasn't