What do you call a pig that has never been tested for an infection?

Uncultured swine.

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What do you call a pig on the Beach?

Bay-Con

Why did the pig go to the casino ?

To play the slop machine !

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Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A: A cramberry.

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What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection ?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!