Leonardo Jokes

What do Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael have in common?

They're all Renaissance Italian artists.

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Why did Leonardo Take forever to laugh at my Oscars joke?

Cause he just got it!

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Steve Harvey Jokes More Steve Harvey Jokes

What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common?

They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.

What would Steve Harvey change his name to if he suddenly became bulimic?

Heave Starvey

Rash Jokes More Rash Jokes

What do you call a artist with a rash?

Leonardo Da Itchy

What do you call an impatient skin infection?

Rash*

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...

Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

House Jokes More House Jokes

How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

Host Jokes More Host Jokes

What do astronauts do to host a party?

They planet.

What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

An elven degenerate.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What's tall, white and has ears?

A mountain.

What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.

What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

18 Inch Jokes More 18 Inch Jokes

What's 18 inches long, and makes a woman scream the entire night?

Her dead baby.

What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.