Leonardo Jokes

What do Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael have in common?

They're all Renaissance Italian artists.

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Why did Leonardo Take forever to laugh at my Oscars joke?

Cause he just got it!

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What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

An elven degenerate.

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

Renaissance Jokes More Renaissance Jokes

What do Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael have in common?

They're all Renaissance Italian artists.

What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble?

A: Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.

Raphael Jokes More Raphael Jokes

What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

Whats the difference between a park bench and an artist?

A park bench can support a family of four.

How did the artist paint a picture?

A: Easel-y.

Steve Harvey Jokes More Steve Harvey Jokes

Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.

What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common?

They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What's going on in this movie?

Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record.

Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies?

OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What is a clowns fart made of?

Laughing gas.

Whats the difference between man united and a clown?

ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!