Leonardo Jokes

What do Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael have in common?

They're all Renaissance Italian artists.

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Why did Leonardo Take forever to laugh at my Oscars joke?

Cause he just got it!

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

18 Inch Jokes More 18 Inch Jokes

What is 18 inches long, pink, squishy, and makes women cry?

SIDS

What's 18 inches long and never gets used?

Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.

Oscar Joke Jokes More Oscar Joke Jokes

Why did Leonardo Di Caprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

He finally got it!

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

Because he finally got it

Inception Jokes More Inception Jokes

What is an ear of corn's favourite Leonardo DiCaprio movie?

Inception

What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception

House Jokes More House Jokes

What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

Fast Car Jokes More Fast Car Jokes

Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out