Ma Jokes

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

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How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

What color is the most metal?

Ma a

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

ma

What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

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Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything

What does a redneck Buddhist believe in?

Reintarnation.

Science Jokes More Science Jokes

What is the cuddliest particle known to science?

The HUGS boson!

What do children in north korea study for a science?

Kimistry

Educate Jokes More Educate Jokes

How do Singaporean swimmers get educated?

joseph schooling

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

Lesson Jokes More Lesson Jokes

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

Amputee Jokes More Amputee Jokes

What do you call a guy who plays the guitar unplugged?

An amputee

What do amputees and cricket have in common?

Stumps

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

What did the Mexican shopkeeper say to the thief?

That's Nachos.

Metal Jokes More Metal Jokes

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.

Nah Jokes More Nah Jokes

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.