How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

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What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

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Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

Computer Scientist Jokes More Computer Scientist Jokes

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

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How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub