How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

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What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

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What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

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What does Ron Howard ask before watersports?

You down with Opie pee

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

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Why do computer scientists get Halloween and Christmas confused?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25

Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

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How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub