How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

What's the difference between a white guy and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't shoot up a school.

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How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

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When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Computer Scientist Jokes More Computer Scientist Jokes

Why did the computer scientist die in the shower?

The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.

Why do Computer Scientists always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!

Aspire Jokes More Aspire Jokes

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub