How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between 0/1 and 0/2 ?

Nothing.

What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

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Why doesn't anyone tell jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline is too long.

How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine?

He's the one with a parachute on his back.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How's life?

she asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."

What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

Computer Scientist Jokes More Computer Scientist Jokes

How many computer scientists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware problem

How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

Aspire Jokes More Aspire Jokes

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub