How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

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What's the difference between America and yogurt?

One has culture.

How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

How do you like your new teacher ?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !

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How's life?

she asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

Computer Scientist Jokes More Computer Scientist Jokes

Why do Computer Scientists always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!

Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

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How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.