Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.
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To the foobar.
They always worry about the worst case!
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!
The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.
None, that's a hardware problem
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25
Ask them what 'unsigned' means.
I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub
Shannon died in a car accident.
I don't know, they would probably die anyways.
Because every day is a sadder-day.
How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!
Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.
A toe-mat-o.
Because Dec 25 = Oct 31
Because Oct 31 is Dec 25
Pover-tea.
Too many Tannens.
Santa stops after three ho's.
After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.
Squash one and deal with the other later.
He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.
