Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
To the foobar.
They always worry about the worst case!
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!
The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.
None, that's a hardware problem
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25
Ask them what 'unsigned' means.
They don't believe in higher powers.
A cross-dresser.
They only have one joystick to worry about.
Don't worry, they'll tell you
Because Oct 31 is Dec 25
Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.
They are all below "C level".
It kept crashing on the beach.
Mandarin Service Guaranteed.
Society.
How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!
Because every day is a sadder-day.
With a Cobang
What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.
Because OCT 31 == DEC 25
