Computer Scientist Jokes

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

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Where do computer scientists go to have a drink?

To the foobar.

Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

Why do Computer Scientists always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!

Why did the computer scientist die in the shower?

The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.

How many computer scientists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware problem

Why do computer scientists get Halloween and Christmas confused?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25

How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

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How can you tell if you're racist?

You only pick out the K's when you take an eye exam.

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How do most elderly golfers die?

They have a bad stroke

What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

What do you call an Atheist at a Christian fancy dress party?

A cross-dresser.

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

How did you keep from failing that?

I didn't take algebra!

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

What is the best part about taking a shower?

Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.

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Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

Why do computer scientists get Halloween and Christmas confused?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25

25 Jokes More 25 Jokes

What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

Where do you find a zebra?

25 letters after a, brah.

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

What do you call a religious owl?

A bird of pray.