Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.
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To the foobar.
They always worry about the worst case!
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!
The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.
None, that's a hardware problem
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25
Ask them what 'unsigned' means.
Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.
Because Dec 25 is Oct 31
You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.
Society.
An Italian sub!
What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."
Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.
Husband: I will go mad with grief. Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!
It is when the blind try to read your face
How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!
Only the good die, Jung.
Don't worry! They will tell you!
One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.
Just ice
So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.