Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.
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To the foobar.
They always worry about the worst case!
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!
The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.
None, that's a hardware problem
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25
Ask them what 'unsigned' means.
It is when the blind try to read your face
The meth head still has teeth.
You have bad hand writing
Because OCT 31= DEC 25
I'm gonna level with you.
He ran his business on a skeleton crew.
BOOOOZE!
Lack toes and tall or rent
A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.
Drunk people are found bars. Black people are found them.
Don't worry they'll tell you themselves.
Don't worry they'll tell you.
The bride and all her guests, apparently.
What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!