Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.
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To the foobar.
They always worry about the worst case!
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!
The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.
None, that's a hardware problem
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25
Ask them what 'unsigned' means.
You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!
A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.
A mummy bear
Through the Windu.
I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub
Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"
She couldn't stand making Kermitments
She couldn't solve inequalities.
He fainted after the punch line.
Because they drink to much coughee.
It is when the blind try to read your face
Because OCT 31=DEC 25
Because Dec 25 is Oct 31
