How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly?

The meth head still has teeth.

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How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

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Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus

How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

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What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

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What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up