How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly?

The meth head still has teeth.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a tribe of wild hunting pygmies and a Women's roller derby team?

The Pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

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How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?

A: She sneezes.

What "YSK" means?

Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...

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What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

Why are you laughing?

My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!

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What do you call a meth-head that's been up for 2 weeks?

A two-weeker

What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.