How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly?

The meth head still has teeth.

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What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

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How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

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What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

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Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly?

The meth head still has teeth.