How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly?

The meth head still has teeth.

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What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Timing

What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmys?

One is a cunning bunch of runts...

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What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!"

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

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How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

Smack a monster.

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

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How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!