Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."
The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called a teethbrush.
He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon
Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema
Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...
