What "YSK" means?

Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...

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What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

Why is your January report card so bad ?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !

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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?

A: She sneezes.

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Why don't the Germans care about the word, 'nichts'?

It means nothing to them.

What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*