What "YSK" means?

Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...

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What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

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What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave?

Namaste

What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!

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Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y