How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

Open a can

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What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

A: Catsup!

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What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

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What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

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What is the collective noun for three dyslexics?

A riot.

How many people does it take to start a riot?

3/5