How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

Open a can

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

How do cats let us know that they are in pain ?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did the chicken coop have two doors?

cause if it had four doors it'd be a chicken sedan

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

Riot Jokes More Riot Jokes

How many..." How many blacks do you need to start a riot?

Minus one.

How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

Open a can