How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?

Katabatic

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

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Why do we call the office printer Bob Marley?

Cause it's always Jammin'

Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

Riot Jokes More Riot Jokes

Why are they rioting in Ferguson?

Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.

How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

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