How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

Open a can

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Why wasn't the cat moving?

It was on paws

What do you call a pile of cats?

A meowntain.

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How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

Why is there lipstick on your collar?

she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

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What do you call a urinary tract infection caused in a virgin?

Immaculate Infection

Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

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What is the collective noun for three dyslexics?

A riot.

How many..." How many blacks do you need to start a riot?

Minus one.