How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

Open a can

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing?

Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

Riot Jokes More Riot Jokes

How many..." How many blacks do you need to start a riot?

Minus one.

What's a riot?

Three dyslexics.