What did I have to tell the homeopathic drug addict?

That's an oxy, moron!

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How do you tell the time in the US?

By looking at a bomb

How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

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Why did the moron think his girlfriend was into metal?

He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.

How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.