1 sleep until Christmas.
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When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up
The meth head still has teeth.
Three sleeps 'till Christmas!
A two-weeker
Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs they screw in dirty sleeping bags.
Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.
Your grandma.
Because they can't even.
The tomato is red.
Nitrogen Monoxide
1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise
Make it sew number 1!
Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room
there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.
Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know
Cokeasian.
There's 20 of them. don't get triggered, just a joke! Paedophilia is not funny
It said that it had 20 cookies in it.
One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.
A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.
