1 sleep until Christmas.
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Coffee Mug
When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up
The meth head still has teeth.
Three sleeps 'till Christmas!
A two-weeker
An Or-phone.
Because they can get 4g
You get stoned.
Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)
None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)
Lightbulb.
Because it ." "Ugh, that's so ."
All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!
Comcast
He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."
No more calls from insurance salesmen.
You get to meet new people everyday.
They are looking at your shoes, rather than their own.
I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)
With dog diskettes!
A start.
