1 sleep until Christmas.
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When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up
The meth head still has teeth.
Three sleeps 'till Christmas!
A two-weeker
It said that it had 20 cookies in it.
Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.
for 2 weeks.
The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25
A. Betty White.
A trillionaire.
The Mersenne Twister.
Cello?
Cellfcentered
Don't worry they'll tell you.
Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.
One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.
They don't tell you
Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.
Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!