What do you call an ant that's walking in perfect form?

An informant

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How do you get in the 'Public Urination Club'?

Walk up to the nearest police officer and you're in.

What's green and walks through walls?

A: Casper the Friendly Pickle.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.

Informant Jokes More Informant Jokes

Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

What do you call an ant that's walking in perfect form?

An informant