What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

Wooly Jumper Jokes More Wooly Jumper Jokes

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER :)

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!