What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

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Why did the agnostic man cross the road?

To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.

What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ?

The Baaahaaamaaas !

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER :)

Wooly Jumper Jokes More Wooly Jumper Jokes

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER :)

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!