Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

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What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

What do you do when nothing goes right?

Go left

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What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?

3.99 a minute.

Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

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What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

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What do you call a russian bull?

a moscow

What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow?

A: To study economics.