Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

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Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

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How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

A: I'm holding Time Square!

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Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

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Where do Russians get their milk from?

From moscow

What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow?

A: To study economics.