Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

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How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

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What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted.

What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?"

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Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

What's next to Moscow?

Pa's cow. I'll show myself out...