Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

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How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

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What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

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Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

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Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow?

A: To study economics.