Why were the strawberries sad?

Because their mother was in a jam!

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What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ?

Dad dad look what marma-laid' !

Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

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Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?

A: If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!