Why was John Lennon so ashy?

Because he was cremated

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What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."