Why was John Lennon so ashy?

Because he was cremated

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What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.

Why was John Lennon so ashy?

Because he was cremated

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What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!

What did John Lennon say when he got egg shells in his cake?

Yolko Oh-no