Why was John Lennon so ashy?

Because he was cremated

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Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.

What do you call it when a cremated person spins in their grave?

An Urn-ado.

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What's John Lennon's favorite card game?

Yoko Uno

What was John Lennons final hit?

The pavement